Greetings to all, a new video hath been unleashed upon YouTube. A video called…

The Cool Beans Guide To DJing.

Here’s the blurb:

“Want to make it big in the DJ world but haven’t the faintest clue where to start? Want to be chillin’ with babes in Ibiza while simultaneously lappin’ up applause from club goers mesmerised by your awesome mixin’? Want to rub shoulders with the likes of Tiesto and Tony Blackburn but you don’t even know where you’d find the flanger effect on a Pioneer Mixer?

Have no fear, the Cool Beans Guide To DJing will sort you right out.”

You get the drift/vibe – it’s a spoof! Written, presented and edited by myself (Chris Arnold) and filmed by the excellent Mark Leeming. He really is an excellent man.

Also, the track we used as the main piece of backing music was created by the brilliant Phil Wrighton AKA DJ WheresNorth? It’s titled “Frack Attack” and you can cop it for free here:

Cheers Phil!

After we put the video went up online a viewer by the name of Chris Knight AKA DJ Cervo the dreamiest DJ in Sheffield asked for an extended version of Rave Eggs (a 3 second song used in the vide). Not wanting to let the dreamiest DJ in Sheffield down here is a 48 second long version of the set to be summer smash of 2014 Rave Eggs!

Free download as well for those who want it. Although we’ve heard on the grapevine that the 12inch is being released on Banana Hill Records.

If you’ve managed to read this far, thanks for entertaining/humouring this nonsense.

GOOD BYE SPEAK SOON XXX